Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
By John W. Lillpop
With the DREAM Act and comprehensive immigration reform in the news again, it is worth noting that the 12-40 million illegal aliens currently squatting in America have several valuable lessons that American citizens would do well to learn.
The Top Ten Lessons that Illegal Aliens Can Teach American Citizens:
1. “Undocumented” and “Illegal Alien” Are Old-School Terms, Meant to Demean Brown People Who Speak Spanish. “Newly Arrived Refugees” Is the Preferred Liberal-Speak Designation;
2. Enforcing U.S. Immigration Laws Is, According to Nancy Pelosi, Both un-American and Immoral;
3. With Respect to Latinos Migrating North,
America’s Borders Are Arbitrary and non-binding;
4. La Raza Is the Spanish Term for Race-Neutral;
5. Paying Income Taxes Without Provocation Is Reckless and Irresponsible. Best to Wait for a Great Offer from Democrats Running for Office;
6. One Can Choose to Vote Democratic, or To Not Vote At All. There Are No Other Options.
7. Learning to Read and Write English Is Entirely Optional, Based Solely on the Needs and Desires of the Alien.
8. U.S. Citizenship Is Not Required to Vote.
9. Massive Street Marches to Demand Citizenship Are Protected Free Speech When Carried Out By Illegal Aliens; Whereas, Counter Marches by U.S. Citizens Are Racist and Extreme Acts That Should Be Shut-down by Government;
10. Illegal Aliens Are Entitled to Free Education, Health Care, Food, and Housing As Just Compensation for Living in the Very Racist and Bigoted America.
Brought to American citizens by the Democrat Party!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted
for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area,
where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered
normal!
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