Testing One’s “Liberal Quotient”
on Illegal Immigration
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
By John W. Lillpop
Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up again, here is a quiz which will measure one's ''liberal quotient'' on this vital issue.
“Liberal quotient,” of course, is the opposite of “intelligence quotient” or IQ.
I. Illegal immigration is:
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II. Border security should be:
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.
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III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:
( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.
( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.
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IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:
( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.
( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!
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V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:
( ) Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because the Democratic National Committee has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2010 election.
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.
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VI. Janet Napolitano:
( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.
( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in 2007.
( ) Thinks “Minutemen” is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.
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VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:
( ) Pardon all 20 million illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Obama and approved by Felipe Calderone.
( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use
proceeds to buy ads opposing HR 4437.
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Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered “anti-American”?
That is the goal of the DNC, you know!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted
for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area,
where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered
normal!
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